Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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