my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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