i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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