Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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