Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
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O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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