I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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