I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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