Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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