Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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