so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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