He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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