Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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