He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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