He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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