let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
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I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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