Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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