i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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