something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Randomize
