yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
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The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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