member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
So squirting runs in the family.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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