i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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