The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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