Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
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I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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