I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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