U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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