It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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