I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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