You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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