what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'd cum for enchiladas.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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