i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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