he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
time to smoke my breakfast
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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