I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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