Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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