Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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