Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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