So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
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