if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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