But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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