I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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