Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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