hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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