Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my shit smells like andre
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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