hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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