Define "chronic" masturbator.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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