I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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