Me too!
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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