I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
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I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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