Cold hands, warm shart.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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