problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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