just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
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i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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