i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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