let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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