i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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